The Inch-Short Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Franklin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Franklin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.