The Inch-Short Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Franklin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Franklin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.