The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Franklin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Franklin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Franklin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.