The Inch-Short Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Franklin's stadium. Only over Franklin.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Ref: "Number Franklin, that's a flag." Franklin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Franklin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Franklin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.