The Dropped Pass Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Franklin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Franklin, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.