The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Franklin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Franklin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.