The Late Scratch Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Kraft on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.
- Ref: "Number Kraft, that's a flag." Kraft: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kraft's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.