The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kraft goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kraft, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.