The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kraft will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kraft, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.