The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Kraft is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kraft drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.