The Hamstring Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Kraft, that's a flag." Kraft: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kraft scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.