The Hamstring Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kraft gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kraft's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.