The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ref: "Number Kraft, that's a flag." Kraft: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kraft's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.