The Phantom Flag Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kraft is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kraft's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.