The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Simpson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Simpson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.