The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Simpson, Simpson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.