The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Simpson's stadium. Only over Simpson.
- Simpson throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.