The Bad Snap Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Simpson, the end zone is a rumor.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.