The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Simpson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Simpson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.