The Kneel-Down Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Simpson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.