The Bad Snap Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.