The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Simpson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.