The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Ref: "Number Simpson, that's a flag." Simpson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Simpson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Simpson, Simpson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.