The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Simpson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.