The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Simpson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.