The Bad Snap Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Simpson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.