The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Simpson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kyren Williams
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- Patrick Mahomes
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- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.