The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Simpson, the end zone is a rumor.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.