The Late Scratch Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Simpson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.