The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Simpson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.