The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Every deep ball Simpson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Simpson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.