The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- The broadcast shows Simpson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.