The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Simpson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.