The Sack Spiral Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- The play clock hits zero on Simpson four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Simpson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
84%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Simpson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.