The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Simpson's stadium. Only over Simpson.
- Simpson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.