The Overthrow Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Simpson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Simpson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.