The Checkdown Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.