The Bad Snap Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.