The Sack Spiral Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Simpson throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Simpson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.