The Bad Snap Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Every deep ball Simpson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Simpson, the end zone is a rumor.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Simpson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.