The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Simpson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Simpson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.