The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Simpson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.