The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Ref: "Number Simpson, that's a flag." Simpson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.