The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Simpson, Simpson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.