The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Ref: "Number Simpson, that's a flag." Simpson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Simpson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.