The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Simpson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Kyren Williams
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.