The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.