The Bad Snap Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Simpson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Simpson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.