The Phantom Flag Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Simpson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.