The Snap Count Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Simpson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Simpson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.